Signs You Are a Cunt: Female Version

Hello there, interworld....Long time, no type. Before I start another riveting tale on this here bloggery-doo, I would like to announce that I am starting another side blog. The blog you are on right now stems from my fucked up brain and focuses more on death, depression, mourning and all kinds of other topics that YOU the reader are obviously ballsy enough to tackle (good for you! That's why you're my hero!) My New blog will focus on mainly social issues, and my honest opinions and thoughts on things in the world that matter to me. I think it will be much more relatable (and much less morbid, teehee...) Once that blog is up and running, I will do the proper 'linkage' for anyone who wishes to read it! Now, back to the show!

This blog shall be straight-forward and simple to read for those degenerate "women-folk" who I am addressing. These are, The Signs That You Are A Cunt: Female Version, in simple list form. (And don't worry my feministas; to be fair and impartial, I will also have a male version because lord knows men can be cunty too). Let us begin!

1. If you have ever used a man for the sole purpose of monetary gain, you are a cunt. This includes marriage for the sole purpose of financial "stability" (aka being a gold-digging ho).

2. If you have negatively infiltrated the relationship that a man has with his children, you are a cunt. It's one thing to be supportive of a man's children, but to totally create a negative dynamic in their lives - cunty.
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3. If you have EVER used a child as a tool to manipulate a man, a court, or just to get your way, you ma'am, are the biggest cunt in all of Cuntopia.

4. If you have ever used your religion as a means to belittle, degrade or ostracize someone, you are a cunt. (This obviously isn't exclusive to females, but it just popped into my head as a staple example of true cuntiness).

5. If you are a female who can only accept your own body image by bringing down the body images of other females, you ma'am, are a cunt. This includes the immature and pointless ads/memes stating things like "real women have meat on their bones, skinny women are twigs etc. etc. and vice versa".

6. If you are offended by the things I have written here, that means they probably apply to you and, you guessed it! You are, indeed, the cunt in question.

Now, don't be too discouraged, dear reader. I have successfully called you out on your cuntiness, but you don't have to STAY that way. Now I am going to give you a little pep talk on how to stop being a cunt, and   become a functioning member of the female gender who actually deserves a vagina.

-Be Independent. I cannot stress this enough. Why are so many women so reliant on men to pay their bills, take care of their kids from multiple baby-daddies and be their overall financial saviour? That shit ain't cute. You know what's cute? Nay, attractive and hot on a number of levels? A woman who has her shit together and can bring in a steady income. A woman with goals and ambitions, even if they are far-fetched or "dreamy."
-Put yourself in another person's shoes. Get this simple fact through your head: NOT EVERYONE BELIEVES IN THE SAME GOD YOU DO. Heck, not everyone believes in God at all, so please stop chastising every walking specimen that YOU deem unworthy of YOUR God's love and heavenly afterlife. Believe it or not, cunt, it IS possible to live a loving, empathetic and fulfilling life without subscribing to a specific faith.
-Do NOT allow jealousy and insecurity to control your life. Nope, stop. Before you start to argue that you are not a jealous person...you are. Your silly insecurities are what drive you to mock and belittle any woman you see doing better than you. Any woman prettier, smarter, more popular, more standardly appealing, you feel you must tear down then mask your jealousies under a false feminist pretext such as "only women my size are beautiful because we are so ostracized in society, so please ignore all other body types." (I will most likely make a longer, separate blog dedicated solely to this cunty phenomenon!)
-Confidence goes a long way. Just start giving zero fucks about trivial things like your social status, how you appear to others, stereotypes on how to get a man and just be a fucking decent human being. That's what attracts people to you, not manipulation tactics.
-Condoms, Condoms, Condoms! ;)

There you have it, folks. I hope this little blog helps you with the future dissipation of your cunty ways.